AA (Adria Airways)
Always Awful
AI (Air India)
Allah Informed
Alitalia (Italy)
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
AUA (Austrian Airlines)
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA (America West Airlines)
Always Wasting Assets
BA (British Airways)
Bloody Awful
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.)
Better On A Camel
BWIA (Carribean airline)
Better Walk If you're Able
CA (China Airlines)
Choose Another
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airline Company)
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
CAI (Canadian Airlines International)
Circle Airport Indefinitely
DELTA (USA)
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
EAL (Eastern Airlines, USA)
Eastern's Always Late
El Al (Izrael)
Everyones Luggage Always Lost
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines)
Joking About Time
Jamais à temps (akronim je prispevala Jasna)
LOT (Poland)
Lots Of Trouble
LIAT (Carribean airline)
Lost Inbetween Antigua and Trinidad
NORTHWEST (USA)
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
OLYMPIC (Greece)
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PA (Philippine Airways)
Please Avoid
PAL (Philippine Airlines)
Plane Always Late
PAN AM (USA)
Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA (Pakistan International Airlines)
Perhaps I'll Arrive
PLUNA (Air Uruguay)
Pocos Locos Usan Nuestros Aviones (peščica norih ljudi uporablja naša
letala)
(contributed by Argentina Guy)
QUANTAS (Australia)
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
SABENA (Belgium)
Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA)
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airline System)
Sweet And Sexy
SIA (Singapore Airlines)
So Incredible, Aah
TACA (a group of Latin American airlines)
Take-A-Chance Airline
TAP (Air Portugal)
Take A Parachute
TWA (Transworld Airlines, USA)
Terrorist Welcome Aboard
UNITED (USA)
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
USAir (former Alleghany Airlines)
Unfortunately, Still Alleghany In Reality
VIRGIN
Very Interesting Ride; Going Into Nymphos